To scare off a mountain lion, try to make yourself appear larger...

To scare off a mountain lion, try to make yourself appear larger with your clothing, or just shout “I LOVE YOU MOUNTAIN LION!” way too soon.

— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley)

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